limericks.

For this valentines day I work

But the hostess is shooting me smirks.

I'll show her what's up,

In the back of her truck

I guess that could be a good perk.

This valentines day is a bust

Call of duty 6 is a must

I'll do work until dawn

then go to exxon

because sweet tea is something I lust.

Valentines day is for pairs.

who partake in special affairs.

They go out to dinner.

then become sinners.

and enjoy in the morning some pears.