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Army Tough Guy Trampled by Deer.

On August 4th, 2009, Borg Vonshmooganshmash was walking through the woods, when he was trampled by a wild, rabid pack of deer. Vonshmooganshmash was walking through the woods on the way to the medicine mans house to get a love potion, to lure Yark Boardwallbenshmoogan into his arms. Yark Boardwallbenshmoogan, was an ugly french maid that he had met at fish market, where he was buying some halibut for dinner. When he met her the first time it was love at first sight. She had long red hair, brown eyes, and moles all over her face, and a 5' o clock shadow. Vonshmooganshmash needed the love potion because Boardwallbenshmoogan would not date anyone who was poor and owned no pigs. But borg didnt care.

5 things teachers should do....

1. Make a fun atmosphere.

Kids retain information better when there more involved. Have activities that are fun for students to partake in.

2. Listen to students

A lot of teachers don't really listen to students. They listen but don't really get what we say.

3. be approachable.

Some teachers are not approachable, students are intimidated by them. So be nicer, and more approachable.

4. be willing to help.

Some teachers will tell you a page number when you ask for help, But students don't want that. They want you to sit down with them, help explain something.

5.

limericks.

For this valentines day I work

But the hostess is shooting me smirks.

I'll show her what's up,

In the back of her truck

I guess that could be a good perk.

This valentines day is a bust

Call of duty 6 is a must

I'll do work until dawn

then go to exxon

because sweet tea is something I lust.

Valentines day is for pairs.

who partake in special affairs.

They go out to dinner.

then become sinners.

and enjoy in the morning some pears.

Philosophy on life..

I could talk for days about my outlook on life.

But to sum it all up I don't want to be an ant.

"Hey. Could we do that again? I know we haven't met, but I don't want to be an ant. You know? I mean, it's like we go through life with our antennas bouncing off one another, continuously on ant autopilot, with nothing really human required of us. Stop. Go. Walk here. Drive there. All action basically for survival. All communication simply to keep this ant colony buzzing along in an efficient, polite manner. "Here's your change." "Paper or plastic?' "Credit or debit?" "You want ketchup with that?" I don't want a straw. I want real human moments. I want to see you. I want you to see me. I don't want to give that up. I don't want to be an ant, you know?" - Waking Life.

I think that this is possibly the most sense anyone has ever made.

I am a human, and so are you.

We are supposed to interact with one another. To share experiences, to relate, to learn from one another. But we go through life without that sense of belonging because we refuse to put ourselves out there, because we fear failure. So everyone continues on, with the same routine.

wish people would take more social chances. Like say hi to a stranger, or shoot the breeze with random person. I think that would curve the hostility between people. It would break the ice for future conversation, and make those people seem more approachable to others.

I just wish people were more open and willing to connect with one another.

I also think that common courtesy is a virtue to live by. I wouldn't say i believe in karma. I just think that we should be nice for the sake of being nice. Were all here for the same reason

Life altering....

My life has taken many turns.

for good and for worse, I have seen my fair share.

Family problems have plagued me for many years. I used to have no real Home.

Left to fend for myself because of a filthy disease that has infected my life.

I believe what has shaped me is for my eyes only, because of the negative impact it has had on me.

What's mine is mine.

I trust no one.

I believe in myself.

and i show no weakness.

Everything that has happened to me has made me a very strong minded person.

I have found who i am, I have discovered my own belief system,

i have found............. ME.

I look at the world from a different perspective now.

I care about people, about being a Human Being.

I watched this movie once called waking life

this quote kind of explains it.

Hey. Could we do that again? I know we haven't met, but I don't want to be an ant. You know? I mean, it's like we go through life with our antennas bouncing off one another, continuously on ant autopilot, with nothing really human required of us. Stop. Go. Walk here. Drive there. All action basically for survival. All communication simply to keep this ant colony buzzing along in an efficient, polite manner. "Here's your change." "Paper or plastic?' "Credit or debit?" "You want ketchup with that?" I don't want a straw. I want real human moments. I want to see you. I want you to see me. I don't want to give that up. I don't want to be an ant, you know?

Everyone has there stories.

But there is one common thing that bonds us all.

The fact that we are human, We are supposed to interact, and to learn from each other.

But were held back by societies boundaries.

My life changing event has definitely Opened my eyes up to the world around me.

I'm no longer a pre-programmed robot that moves through life like an ant.

But rather a FREE person,

Free of the religious dogma our society presents.

Free of the social boundaries, that restrict human curiosity.

I would never change any of it.